Wiggers

I was standing in line at our local convenience store waiting to pay for my Friday afternoon six-pack and this black kid that was just ahead of me was preparing to purchase his items.  I watched him as he began to feel around for his wallet.  Lower, and lower, and lower his hand slid until finally he ended up almost squatting to reach into his back pocket. 

I couldn’t resist the urge to make a comment so I told him “If you wore your pants a little lower you could just as soon keep your wallet in your socks”.  The lady behind the counter started laughing but he just gazed at me unable to comprehend my insult, then he shrugged, turned around, and waddled out the door like a penguin wearing cowboy boots.

Black people do the strangest things.  Things that just have no logic behind them like turning a baseball cap sideways so that the cap does not function to keep the sun out of your eyes (as it was designed to do) plus it makes you look like a moron. 

I also remember when black kids would take a perfectly good small truck and remove the shocks, spend big money on undersized tires and gaudy rims, and drop the body of the truck so low that it couldn’t travel down any street that had so much as a speed bump on it.  Then they would ride around dragging bottom, throwing sparks, proudly showing everyone that they just spent a lot of money and time in order to make a vehicle totally useless!

Now they think it’s cool to sit so low in the drivers seat of an automobile (like a 1964 Impala) that they can’t see the road much less the car in front of them.  All you can see of the driver is a limp wrist hanging over the top of the steering wheel and the logo of some basketball team on a sideways baseball cap.  I personally can tell you that cops HATE that!

Oh....and Ebonics!  Anyone remember that?  Taking a language and purposely mispronouncing words and talking gibberish.  Some damn fools tried to get that placed into the language curriculum of public schools claiming that English was discriminatory toward blacks .  The only thing that stopped them is the fact that none of them could figure out what the fuck they were really saying so they couldn't print the text books.

Those are just a few examples of a confused black culture struggling to be so different from “whitey” that it has become laughable.

SO,...what’s a wigger?  White + nigger = wigger.  (Some of you politically conditioned people may wince at the word nigger but I am just telling you where the term came from I’m not calling your boyfriend a name.  I’ll leave that to your father.)

A wigger is a white kid who is trying to act like a black kid who is trying to act like a nitwit.   

I saw a tall white youth walking down the street holding his pants up with one hand and strategically placing his baseball cap at the perfect angle with the other hand while carrying an arm full of books and holding a can of Coke in the crook of his elbow.  He was getting ready to walk by a government housing project and I guess he just wanted to show the crack dealers that he was one of the boyz in the hood.  Black kids must get a hoot out of that kind of shit.

You have to admit that a black kid wearing his pants around his ankles is comical but on a white kid it’s just pathetic.    

White kids have been so overwhelmed by the Negro culture in the public schools that they have no racial identity of their own.  White kids just don’t make good black kids!  When white kids try to emulate blacks kids they look foolish.  The fact that so many white kids would be attracted to that type of self inflicted humiliation tells me that trouble for whites in this country is just beginning. 

So the next time you see a wigger slouched over in his fathers' SUV,  just turn your hard-hat sideways and give him the one fingered peace sign.  He’ll understand.